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things to do at home during 5 days of darkness
Tuesday, October 03, 2006
1. listen to the same songs that you've managed to store on your measly 256mb mp3 player over and over again until you want to swear off music

2. annoy the family pet by giving it a bath 2 times a day

3. bug your sleeping parent until he or she wants to get up just to slap you

4. calling up meralco about 3 times a day to collect case numbers about your complaint

5. listen to herman moreno and shalala bicker on an am radio channel

6. stare at the tv half wishing for it to turn even if sadako came out since you desperately needed entertainment

7. whine constantly to your friends via text about not having electricity

8. entertaining yourself with nonsensical finger shadows and in the end resort to testing your threshold for pain by placing your hand or finger at the tip of a candle flame (my record time was about 3 seconds...pathetic)

9. bug the sleeping family pet until she wants to bite your finger off

10. eat

11. sleep

12. eat some more

13. worry about eating a lot

14. eat again because worrying about eating a lot made you hungry

15. listen some more to am radio and curse nonstop upon hearing breaking news that electricity has been restored everywhere but in your village

16. curse nonstop some more because you hear herman moreno and shalala argue again about some showbiz person

17. at a moment of desperation declare to your mother that you want to spend all your savings on a generator and then listen to your mother "sermon" about wasting money on nonsense purchases for about 30 minutes

18. mock your mother because after the 30 minutes "sermon" about wasting money on nonsense purchases she realizes how much her "sermon" made her sweat because of the horrid heat and all of a sudden decides that we should indeed buy a generator

19. listen to my mother and father fight about whether we should buy a generator or not (score: mother & jenny [pro-generator] = 0, father [anti-generator/pro-suffering] = 1)

20. stare at the ceiling while laying in bed trying to remember the last time you were ever as bored as you were at that very moment
posted by dyeni @ 11:41 AM  
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