i've been watching way too much viva la bam this past week (is it just me or is ryan dunn actually hotter than bam margera?). and after seeing idiotic but entertaining contests and scavenger hunts and houses or cars get totalled and witnessing the horror and sometimes amusement on the margera's and don vito's (yo!) faces, watching the third installment of the ocean's series just topped off my testosterone-filled week.
i wasn't a fan of ocean's 12 and i actually thought that the 2nd ocean's was the last and that going through with a third would be overkill but man i was wrong.
it was a lot like ocean's 11, where you don't understand anything that's happening at first but you just can't help but continue watching because of all the man-candy. and then comes the main event where everything comes together and all you can do is stare dumbly at the movie screen and go "ohhh! so that's what that scene was for!" and then try hard to restrain yourself from giving the movie a standing ovation.
in ocean's 13, "willie bank" (al pacino)is the new "terry benedict" (andy garcia) of the movie. he's the main villain now. and "terry benedict" is now part of "ocean's" (george clooney) crew as the financer of the whole clever heist.
the movie revolves around how "ocean" gets revenge for what "bank" did to "reuben" (elliot gould). "ocean" has to figure out a way to bring down the most sophisticated and indestructible casino security system in the world in just a span of three and a half minutes for "bank" to lose a lot of money (think half a billion) on his new casino's grand opening night.
oh yeah, watch out for oprah on this one. she play's a major role here.
just go watch ocean's 13. you will not regret seeing this one i promise. this sequel definitely kick's spiderman 3's ass!
yeeeeeeeeessh! i still can't get emo spidey singing and dancing ala-broadway out of my head! stupid crappy movie. watch ocean's 13!!!Labels: movie reviews, ocean's 13 |