| 3 whole days of absolutely nothing...I LOVED IT!!!
| Sunday, November 19, 2006
i just had 3 wonderfully glorious days of well-deserved R&R and in a couple of hours it's over...
well, anyway, unlike most people who would go away to a beach or an island resort or whatever, i just spent my whole weekend doing a whole bunch of nothing and it was awesome!
i'm a homebody, always was and probably always will be. i'm a natural-born couch potato who would pretty much be content sitting her lazy ass down in front of a tv and dvd and muching on E-AJI (try it! yummy!). oh and sometimes if i was feeling a little less lazy i would go online and blog or maybe MYSPACE my brains out.
but my 3 days didn't completely go to waste.
i learned a few things, all useless i might add.
but anyway, let me just impart with you the few tidbits of knowledge that chanced upon me during my 3 days of doing nothing...
>>i learned that JACKASS is now one of my favorite shows and movie as well
>>i learned that Brad Pitt did 2 episodes of JACKASS as a guy in an ape suit scaring the hell out of strangers (Chris Pontius does a better job though)
>>i learned that CLERKS 2 was way better than the first CLERKS
>>i learned that i like Kevin Smith movies (all except JERSEY GIRL that is. never even saw it.)
>>i learned that THANK YOU FOR SMOKING is a very good indie film
>>i learned that BORAT will be shown in our country in a couple of days and that Zach Braff's THE LAST KISS will most probably go straight to video just like his first movie GARDEN STATE. and i loved GARDEN STATE! (damn you Ali G!)
>>i learned that there's already a pirated version of the 3rd season of ENTOURAGE (i already got it of course)
>>i learned that my dog is a drama-queen (i am so screwed when she starts getting her period)
>>i learned to never ever believe PAG-ASA forecasts (a couple of days ago, they predicted cold weather until Feb of next year. tell me...ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! WHERE THE FUCK IS THE COLD YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT?!)
>>i learned how addictive Pizza Hut spaghetti could be
>>i learned that i no longer have interest in watching Pacquiao's boxing matches (the first Pacquiao-Morales match was kick-ass but i'm sorry one match was enough for me. come on! we all know Pacquiao would win again!)
well, that's all the learnings i could remember for now.
until next post!
|posted by dyeni @ 10:21 PM
| bank team booboos
| Tuesday, November 14, 2006
yes we're stressed and all but there's always some room for mistakes, stupidity, "kabarokan" and a whole lot of laughter...
even if i want to smash our AVAYA and PC monitor at least 20 times a day, hinding hindi ko ipagpapalit and BANK TEAM sa kahit ano pang team or unit sa call center!
ALL HAIL THE GREAT AND MIGHTY BANK TEAM!!! WOOHOO! (presided over by our beloved superpogi [no joke! tanong mo pa sa ibang ka-team ko!], powerful supermutant , milo-loving OIC, Mr. Arthur Ian Cruz - sensya kayo sir! i sit beside you so for the first time in years i am no longer blinded by your "pogi-ness!" lahat ng flaws mo i have witnessed and imprinted in my memory forever! muwahahahaha.)
yeniway, here goes...
***note names except mine, mitch, mitchie, alvin, cj, ronald, tin, mags, geri and tet are changed for own protection (sana hindi na lang ako nagnote diba?!)
1.Alvin : "(name of company) Call-Schneider... " (alvin talaga fans na fans ni rob schneider. hehe)
2.CJ : "Starsky and HARTCH " (hutch dapat, bagong tandem?)
3.Mitchie : "manginig-nginig balahibo " (makatindig balahibo ineng!)
4.Tin : Forward ko po sa "ATM Monitoring "...
5.Tin : "Feedbank "
6.Jenny : Anong "CASE NAYMBER "?
7.CJ : "E-TI-EM " (referring to ATM)
8.Mitch : "pwat " (instead of pwet)
9.Alvin : "HSBO " (referring to HSBC)
10.Mitchie : "Tek-ker " (instead of "Take care ")
11.CJ : Thank you for "weting "... (ano ba naiisip mo CJ?!)
12.Mitchie : "Father of pearl " (asawa ng nanay ni pearl. hehe)
13.Mitch : "hat " hair (instead of cat hair)
14.Tet : "until ngayon " wala pa...
15.Mitch : "I'll buy dumbells for my land. " (ano raw?!)
16.Mitch : SM Mega "V " (teka, diba ang megamall A & B lang?)
17.Geri : "(name of company) Call-Seven... "
18.Tin : "apilyedo "
19.Mitchie : Feeling mo "reregaladuhan " kita sa bday mo?!
20.Mitchie : "resebo "
21.Jenny : "(name of company) Callcenter this is "denny " ... " (yes, my alias)
22.Mitch : "(name of company) Callcenter this is Mitch, "happy " ... "
23.Mitch : "Samalat "
24.Mitchie : Pa-"wi-r " lang, ha. (Pinagsamang wiwi at CR)
25.Ronald : .................................................................. (inside joke)
26.Mags : "(name of company) dot-com-dot-p-h... " (opening spiel)
27.Ronald : Please "spur " your name
28.Jenny : "Idit det " (dapat edit date)
29.Mags : "Bakokang! " (dapat bakekang, this was the inspiration for a Bubble Gang skit. hail magsy!)
30.Tintoy : "gross monthly income for housing loan is php 50 pesos " (di nga? 50 pesos lang?! apply na ako noh!)
31.Mitchie : "vervatim " (dapat verbatim)
32.***Client 1 : "camanwel " (dapat Commonwealth, san kaya and camanwel?!)
33.***Client 2 : "prebies " (dapat freebies)
34.Jenny : "kulitin natin ang buhok mo! " (kulotin natin buhok mo dapat, pwede na pala kulitin ang buhok?!)
35.Jenny : "MP—thee " (dapat mp3)
36.Mitch : "Top-uff " (top-up)
37.***IRATE Client : "bakit kayo naglalagay ng CITRUS logo?!!! " (dapat CIRRUS logo, aba! may dalandan na pala yung mga ATM natin?)
38.Mags : "cor center " (call center)
39.Mitch : "Sir, can you "SAY " that button at the bottom of the page?" (dapat SEE)
40.***Client 3 : "exceeded maximum penis (dapat pin, shucks! saan kaya sya nagtry ,mag w/draw? mapuntahan nga.) attempts "
41.Tintoy : "deybit " (debit dapat, alvin, ikaw ba yan? hehe.)
42.Jenny : "Sir, yung nakita natin na bahay sa dyaryo, di ho totoo yun ha! " (may fake house ba?!)
43.Mitchie : Submit niyo "na len "... (dapat na rin)
44.Tintoy : Thank you for "carring " (dapat calling, vrooomm...vrooom!)
45.Mitchie (habang irate) : "di naman nakalagay sa resply nila yung eh! " (dapat reply, ayan, irate kasi, bilis karma noh?)
46.Ronald : "Virificition " (dapat verification)
47.Jenny : "Dolly Money Market " (Dollar Money Market dapat)
48.Mitch : "i'm only humon " (dapat HUMAN. teka, kala ko ba robot ka?!)
49.Migs (singit) : "bead-ridden " (dapat bed-ridden, singit kasi eh!)
50.Jenny : "just call our TOILFREE (dapat Tollfree) number "
51.Mitchie : "resita " (dapat riseta, pangalawa na to Mitchie ha!)
52.Mitch : San po kayo nagpa"bone " (supposedly book ng loan, i didn't know may kasamang sex sa loan booking? kaya pala ang daming nagaaply eh! hehe)
53.CJ : Ano bang "kolay " ng damit mo?
54.Mitch (confirming out loud to a large crowd): "paano kung may gustong magpa- EXPADITE na client? "(EXPEDITE tangek!)
55.***Client: "tanong ko lang kung ano yung rates niyo for POSSESED cars? " (pati pala mga kotse ine-exorcise na ngayon?)
|posted by dyeni @ 12:15 AM
| i'm gonna be murdered by mrs. kid rock
| Saturday, November 11, 2006
|haven't blogged in a while so i'm just gonna leave you with a horrendous image of animal torture for the meantime.
***NOTE: i had absolutely nothing to do with this! i woke up and saw my dog like this when i came downstairs one morning! my mother forced me to take a picture!
i'm soooooo sorry "pungpung!" (yes, that is my dogs name! its what she prefers to be called! screw you if you're laughing! mako i bet you are, so screw you!)
I'll be back in a bit with a brand new, less disturbing post.
|posted by dyeni @ 9:56 AM