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"Sa may bahay, ang aming bati..."
Tuesday, December 27, 2005
Nagdesisyon akong magsulat ng poste(?! - hehe. masyado bang literal?) sa Tagalog.
Wala lang...Trip lang.
Pasensiya na sa mga dayuhan na naligaw sa blag (hehe) ko kasi malamang sa hindi, wala kayong maiintindihan sa mga pinagsusulat ko dito.

Panahon pa rin ng pasko sa Pinas hanggang ngayon. Masaya kung bata ka, pero perwisyo pag matanda ka na. Pansinin niyo ang pagbabago ng reaksyon natin tungkol sa pasko sa pagtakbo ng panahon, habang tayo ay patanda ng patanda...

1. Pagdating sa regaluhan...
Nung bata tayo...
Ang daming regalo! Laruan, damit, tsokolate at kung anu-anong anik-anik. Ang dami nating wrapper na winawasak! Tsaka ang dami nating mga natatanggap na aginaldo! Ang saya!

Ngayong matanda na tayo...
Haaaay! Tayo na ang tagabigay na madaming regalo. Ang daming gastusin! Lahat ng kakilala mo sa mundo dapat mong regaluhan at kung hindi mo naregaluhan, kahit magpakaplastic sila at sabihin nila sa yo na "It's the thought that counts," ang malamang na nasa isipan ng mga yun ay..."Aanhin ko yung "thought"?! Makakain mo ba yun?! Mahahawakan mo ba yun at makikita?! Kuripot!"

2. Pagdating sa Christmas Lights...
Nung bata tayo...
Wow! Ang ganda ng mga ilaw! Iba't ibang klaseng kulay at hinuhugis pa sa iba't ibang "icon" ng pasko! Kaka-aliw! Kumukutikutitap! Parang mga bituin sa langit!

Ngayong matanda na tayo...
Ang mahal ng kuryente! Inuutakan na naman tayo ni Lopez! Anu na naman itong panibagong eklat na sisisingil sa atin?! A bwisit! Patayin lahat ng ilaw sa bahay! Wala ng gagamit ng ilaw kahit kelan!

3. Pagdating sa pagkain...
Nung bata tayo...
Hala! Sige! Kain lang ng kain! Pag naglaro naman tayo matutunaw din naman natin yung mg nakain natin eh.

Ngayong matanda na tayo...
Hala! Sige! Kain lang ng kain! Sa isang linggo lang ng paglamon mo ng kung anu-ano pwede ka ng kuning Santa Claus para sa mga program. Kahit magdiet ka ng isang taon, hindi pa rin matatanggal yung timbang na nadagdag sayo sa isang linggo mong katakawan, lalo pa ngang madadagdagan yung timbang mo sa kung anong dahilan na hindi ma-eksplika.

4. Pagdating sa "Caroling"...
Nung bata tayo...
Pagrinig pa lang ng mga "carolers" na kumakanta sa labas ng bahay, halos magkandarapa kaming magpipinsan na magtakbuhan sa gate para mapakinggan ang mga ito at para panuorin ang mga magulang namin na magrequest ng kung anu-anong kanta. Mga sadista ang magulang namin, pinapahirapan muna yung mga "carolers" na kumanta bago bigyan ng pera. Bibigyan nila ng kapiranggot na barya yung mga "carolers" na pinakanta nila na halos isang oras tapos magagalit sila pag kinantahan ng "Tenkyu! Tenkyu! Ang babarat ninyo tenkyu!"

Ngayong matanda na tayo...
Isara lahat ng ilaw sa bahay para kala nung mga "carolers" walang tao! Dalian!

Haaaay...buhay.

Pansinin niyo rin ngayon, yung mga batang kalye na kadalasan naglilimos lang na walang gimik, pag panahon ng pasko bigla na lang babalandra sa tapat ng bintana ng kotse niyo. Pagkatapos muna kayong magulat at mamatay sa takot dahil pagtapat niyo sa bintana ng kotse biglang may mukhang nakadikit sa salamin ng kotse ninyo na nakatitig sa inyo, bigla kayong papalakpakan kasabay ng pagkanta ng dalawang linya (lang) na paulit-ulit...

"Sa may bahay, ang aming bati..."

Sige, pasko naman eh, bigyan mo na ng limos, pero maaasar ka muna dahil pagkatapos kang patayin sa sindak dahil sa pagbubulaga sa inyo, maririndi kayo sa dalawang linya lang na kinakanta nila! At ang malala pa, mala-last song syndrome pa kayo dun sa dalawang linya na yun!

"Sa may bahay, ang aming bati..."

Kay saya!
posted by dyeni @ 10:18 PM   2 comments
One more day...
Saturday, December 24, 2005


Manger


MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
posted by dyeni @ 12:24 AM   0 comments
Peter Jackson...You Da Man!
Sunday, December 18, 2005

Finally! Another PJ film! I've been suffering from LOTR syndication for way too long. So I've been waiting for Kong 2005 ever since I heard that Jackson was set to direct it. Never mind that it was a dreaded remake. But come on! This is Peter Jackson! Plus he's got WETA to back him. This film had to be a winner!



And I was right! The movie was nothing short of amazing. I won't give away the plot but if you've seen the older version of Kingkong then you'd probably know how the story goes. Anyway, what Kong lacked in the simplicity of the story line, it made up for in special effects. BEAUTIFUL! Really, WETA has once again outdone themselves.

And I have got to say, Peter Jackson is an extremely good director. I mean, for once, I didn't find Jack Black as annoying and overacting as usual. He was actually good and, well, serious in this film. Plus, you could see a HUMAN Andy Serkis in this one. For those of you who aren't familiar with Serkis, he was the voice and movement behind Gollum in LOTR.

It gets a little Jurassic Park-y somewhere in the middle but everybody already knew that from the trailer. Oh and old Kong fans definitely won't be disappointed. Watch out for a newer version of the infamous "Kong climbing the Empire State Building" scene. Hey, it just wouldn't be King Kong without that.

All in all, the movie was just spectacular! From start to finish. The true mark of a Pete Jackson film. Just watch the movie and see for yourselves!
posted by dyeni @ 9:15 PM   2 comments
Thanks April!
Saturday, December 17, 2005

Hi Abril! I know that it could take days, even months (maybe even years! hehe) before you view my blog again but I would just like to thank you for e-mailing INQ7:You! and getting me featured as a Blog Addict .

Oh yeah, and thanks to my bisfreni/opismate, Mits (who by the way just got "officially" engaged last 12/12/2005! blingbling baby! and if you make me wear yellow as your maid of honor, so help me god, during and after the labor of your first child, tatambay lang ako sa labas ng delivery room mo at haharangin ko yung nars na magtatanong ng magiging pangalan ng anak mo, and i will personally name him or her! and i promise you... the name won't be pretty). I forgot why I'm thanking Mits...oh yeah! Thanks for introducing me to the blogworld! Good luck Migs!=) Muhahahahahaha!
posted by dyeni @ 10:40 PM   0 comments
Funny/Weird primetime TV lines (props to the writers !)
Friday, December 16, 2005

ONE TREE HILL FUNNIES

FIRST DAY ON A BRAND NEW PLANET (Season 3 Ep 3)
Scene: Lucas (Chad Murray) and Haley (Bethany Lenz) rereading their traditional first day of school year predictions.

Lucas (mistakenly reading Haley's past predictions): "This year, I'm going to kiss a boy."

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AN ATTEMPT TO TIP THE SCALES (Season 3 Ep 4)
Scene: Haley and Lucas talking about the kiss Haley thought was from her estranged husband and Lucas' half-brother, Nathan (James Lafferty)

Haley (dreamily describing the kiss): "It was like a totally out of body experience for me!"

Lucas (with a bit of a girlie twirl): "Then maybe I should get Nathan to kiss me."

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A MULTITUDE OF CASUALTIES (Season 3 Ep 5)
Scene: Half-brothers Lucas & Nathan comes out from the Tree Hill Ravens' locker room during a peprally locked in a death grip for the entire Tree Hill to see. Whitey approaches the boys' amused father, Dan
Scott
(Paul Johansson) in a fit.

Whitey: "Damn your sperm Danny!"

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A MULTITUDE OF CASUALTIES (Season 3 Ep 5)
Scene: Half-brothers Lucas & Nathan provoking one another in the Tree Hill Ravens' locker room before their public brawl during the pep rally.

Nathan to Lucas (two really tall & good-looking manly men): "Don't push me bitch!"

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LOCKED HEARTS AND HAND GRENADES (Season 3 Ep 6)
Scene: During pre-basketball practise warm-up exercises, Whitey notices Lucas' sluggish and slow movement.

Whitey mocking Lucas: "Lucas Scott! Why don't you hop on your brothers' back and let him carry you!"

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CHAMPAGNE FOR MY REAL FRIENDS, REAL PAIN FOR MY SHAM FRIENDS (Season 3 Ep 7)
Scene: Tree Hill just had a fantasy boy draft to avoid having the cheerleaders fight over the boys in the high-school (sigh...only on TV can they pull-off such insanity). One of the players was following Brooke (Sophia Bush) around and asking who picked or drafted him.

Brooke screaming at Tim: "You didn't even get drafted you little...Tim!"

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GILMORE GIRLS FUNNIES


FIGHT FACE (Season 6 Ep 2)
Scene: Pet Fair, Ms. Patty sees Lorelei (Lauren Graham) cooing at Lorelei's future pet Paul Anka and quickly goes over to her to stop her from buying something due to Lorelei's infamous high pet mortality rate stats.

Ms. Patty: "You must have her name on some blacklist back there, don't you?"

Pet Fair Attendant(looking confused): "We don't have a blacklist."

Ms. Patty: "But this is Lorelai Gilmore!"

Lorelei: "Ignore her. This dog loves me! And the pig! The pig loved me!"

Ms. Patty (looks back at the pig): "It looks dead."

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FIGHT FACE (Season 6 Ep 2)
Scene: Lorelei & brand new fiancee, Luke (Scott Patterson) discussing about if it was alright with Lorelei to get a pet. Lorelei was frustratingly defending her high pet mortality rate record.

Lorelei about her hamsters' death: "That hamster was defective! Period."

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FIGHT FACE (Season 6 Ep 2)
Scene: Lorelei stubbornly went ahead and bought the dog she was cooing at in the petfair against the wishes of the entire Stars Hollow. She was now telling Luke about what she was going to name the dog.

Lorelei: "For the first week I'll call him Coco to get him acclamated."

Luke: "Acclamated?!"

Lorelei ignoring Luke's frustration: "Second week I'm gonna call him Cokie. Third week, Cookie. Fourth week, Tookie."

Luke: "So, you're gonna name him Tookie?"

Lorelei: "No, I'm gonna name him Paul Anka."

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TWENTY-ONE IS THE LONELIEST NUMBER (Season 6 Ep 7)
Scene: Luke & Lorelei arrive at Rory (Alexis Bledel's) 21st bday party at Lorelei's parents house. They ran into Lorelei's mom, Emily (Kelly Bishop), and were forced to make awkward, horrifying (for Luke) small-talk about the alcoholic beverage called "the Rory," which was especially concocted for Rory.

Emily: "What's the matter Luke? You don't like your "Rory?""

Luke: "Oh no. It's great...a little pink. You know."

Emily: "Well, Rory's a girl. Girls like pink."

Luke (getting a little uncomfortable): "I know. I was just saying..."

Emily: "No one's asking you to wear it. It's not a skirt."

Luke (now looking extremely uncomfortable already): " I know. I just..."

Lorelei (hissing at Luke): "Drink the drink!"

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TWENTY-ONE IS THE LONELIEST NUMBER (Season 6 Ep 7)
Scene: Luke gulps down the pink drink called "the Rory" just to shut Emily up. He then looks disgustingly at the drink after Emily finally left them alone to mingle with other party guests.

Luke (ranting to Lorelei about the drink): "It tastes pink! I mean like really tasted really pink! Aauuggh! God, that's terrible! It's like drinking a My Little Pony!"

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BUT NOT AS CUTE AS PUSHKIN (Season 5 Ep 10)
Scene: Rory was pissed at future boyfriend Logan (Matt Czuchry) since he and his frat buddies made a scene in one of her Yale classes at her expense.

Logan: "That's not a good look."

Rory: "I have no words..."

Logan: "It was just a joke!"

Rory: "Oh, no, wait. I thought of some. Jerk! Ass, arrogant, inconsiderate, mindless, frat-boy, low-life, butt-faced miscreant!"

Logan (looking at Rory, clearly amused at her fit): "Butt-faced miscreant!"

Rory: "Why would you do something like that?!"

Logan (now looking confused when he realized what Rory just called him): "I'm sorry, butt-faced miscreant?"


CSI FUNNIES
(Yes. They're not just crime scene investigators. They could very well throw in a clever quip or two to lighten the already gruesome mood of investigating death.)



BODIES IN MOTION (Season 6 Ep 1)
Scene: Greg Sanders (Eric Szmanda) & Sara Sidle (Jorja Fox) were at the Crime Labs' "Garage." Greg had his hand inside the trunk of a crime scene vehicle, fishing around liters of human decomp soup for a drain of some sort. He finally finds the drain but pulls a little too hard causing a big gob of human soup to fly towards his face, more specifically, his mouth.

Sara (handing Greg a towel while trying really hard not to laugh): "Technically, that makes you a cannibal. Grissom would be proud."

Greg (looking at Sara in annoyance and trying really hard not to throw up): "Grissom would've tasted it on purpose!"

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A BULLET RUNS THROUGH IT (Season 6 Ep 7)
Scene: Real-life buddies Nick Stokes (George Eads) and Warrick Brown (Gary Dourdan) were in the Ballistics area of the lab, analyzing firearm used at the controversial crime scene (you'll see when it comes out, if it ever comes out). Warrick sees an unusual occurence of a bullet hitting another guns' cylinder.

Warrick (calling out to Nick, who was happily scrutinizing a crime scene rifle):
"Hey Moustache Boy! Come over and check this out!"

Note: This, by the way, was the first and only time in the entire episode that Nick's new moustachy-look was acknowledged. And I thought I was just seeing things. Eads! Shave it off! For the love of God! SHAVE IT OFF!


SCRUBS
(I'm not putting FUNNIES anymore coz the show is supposed to be funny anyway. The scene I'm placing here is just the most historically funniest Zach Braff hissy-fit ever.)


(Season 4 Ep 2)
Scene: JD (Zach Braff) & Elliot (Sarah Chalke) go to Doctor Cox (John McGinley) to find out who between them would be picked as the new Chief Resident. Dr. Cox then announces that he picked Elliot or rather "Barbie" to be the new Chief Resident.

Dr. Cox (seeing the pained look on JD's face): "Newbie, how you doing?"

JD (trying to smile and stay calm):
Keep it together. It's be-a-man time. (line said inside JD's brain)
"No! No. I totally understand. Come on. You did what you had to do. You went with your gut. Elliot's a great doctor. I do have 3 questions though...

Why do you hate me when I show you nothing but love?!
Who's gonna tell my mom?!
And what the hell am I supposed to do with 10,000 John Dorian Chief Resident business cards?!!"


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Just wanted to share them. It would be much better when you witness them for yourselves of course. Oh well, something to look forward to I guess.

Hey! If I can't be a scriptwriter, might as well admire and appreciate the beauty and cleverness of it all. Keep 'em lines coming! It's the very reason you're now on your Nth seasons.


screencaps courtesy of CSICAPS and WB56:Boston


posted by dyeni @ 4:11 PM   0 comments
TV shows that I miss the most...(10 more missed shows added)
Saturday, December 10, 2005

This was previously posted last August. And I'm pretty sure that OK Philippines got an article idea from this. Ha-ha. Probably a coincidence. Just wanted to repost it again cause I just saw a Dawson's Creek rerun and got a little nostalgic...

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I am currently in the midst of a Friends marathon with my fellow GY shift mates and I suddenly felt bad knowing that there would never be another new episode. I'm pretty sure a lot of people miss Friends too.

Then I suddenly got to thinking about other shows in syndication that I also miss from time to time. Thus, the birth of this blogpost...


FRIENDS - CAN THERE "BE" ANY OTHER SHOW LIKE THIS?


I miss this show badly. I miss Chandler's wisecracks, Monica's obsessive-compulsive behavior, Phoebe's weirdness, Ross' dinosaur-obsession & Rachel's, well I just miss watching Jennifer Aniston on TV. Joey, not so much, since I still get to see him on his own show. I wish the rest of the Friends cast start guesting on Joey (even if they said that they won't be guesting anytime soon).








EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND



I think Star World is one season delayed so in Asia we will not be missing Everybody Loves Raymond yet. In the U.S. though, they just had their series finale. This is a family show with a universal appeal --- overbearing parents butting into their grown-up kids' lives & families all the live-long day. Too bad this show wasn't shown much on local TV. Pinoy's would love this!




GROUNDED FOR LIFE


Another Star World show, which is once again one season delayed in Asia, so cable viewers will still have the pleasure of enjoying the series. It all starts with a girl, who gets knocked-up by a guy straight out of high-school, they get married young, have 2 more kids, and 15 years later, BAM! A sitcom about one of the funniest family shows on tv. Their show got cancelled just recently although they were still given a chance to do a series finale, which according to some posts that I read had a weird & hurried ending and had a couple of the characters missing.








DAWSON'S CREEK



I saw every single episode of this series from start to finish. The series started out with the 4 main characters being over-analytical, introspective, angst-filled teen-agers, who loved using highfaluting, psychological terms and ended with them being normal, happy positive-minded young adults. The series also started with me rooting for a Dawson-Joey ending and ended with me be extremely ecstatic about the Pacey-Joey ending. Wish I could say the same for what could be a Tom-Kat ending though...




ROSWELL


I liked this show! It's like Dawson's Creek meets the X-Files. It did not, however, last as long as Dawson's Creek or X-Files. Got cancelled after a couple of seasons, but they did get a series finale; the 3 teen aliens plus Liz gets to escape from the "M.I.B.", all the teenagers get to leave Roswell, Max and Liz end up married (as expected), and Adam Rodriguez,the actor who played the brother-in-law of Max, ends up in CSI: MIAMI. Happy ending.








SEX & THE CITY



I love HBO! Aside from the great movies they show, they also come up with great original shows. I didn't think much about Sex & the City at first but after a couple of seasons, it just sucks you right in. Carrie, Samantha, Charlotte & Miranda are four different characters who just made the whole series work. The show is about having the characters go through real-life experiences with a bit of a hilarious twist of course. And even if the show was made to entertain and shock viewers, you still get to learn a lot about love, relationship & surprise, surprise...sex (Wowow shows the uneditted Samantha stuff. Mwahaha!).









TWO GUYS & A GIRL



This is where I first saw that Ryan Reynolds had a great potential to be a PAPA. Started out as Two Guys, a Girl & a Pizza Place, the show was about three college friends who go through everything from choosing their career paths to cheating through fireman training to dealing with insane women stalkers ("Irene," who ended up as Berg's [Ryan Reynolds] girlfriend).









TITUS



This is one of my top three favorite sitcoms. It's a shame that not a lot of people know about this show. It's hilarious! Really! Laugh-out-loud funny! Mainly revolves around a guy named Christopher Titus and how he deals with his indecisive fiance, his idiot (literal) of a brother, his effeminate, neurotic bestfriend, and his biggest fear in the whole world, his drunk of a father (my favorite character), who practically changed Titus first name from Christopher to Wussy. Got cancelled by Fox during its 2nd season. WUSSIES! @ FOX.




JUST SHOOT ME


This show is about different characters who work for BLUSH, a famous fashion magazine. If you ask me though, there is only one character worth watching in Just Shoot Me...David Spade. He plays Dennis Finch, assistant to magazine owner, Jack Gallow. The episodes that stand out always involves Finch doing some sort of errand or favor for the eccentric Mr. Gallow. I don't know when the show ended but I know that Dennis Spade is now a part of the late John Ritter's sitcom, "8 Simple Rules".








THE NANNY



I remember always waiting for this show on studio 23. Fran Drescher stars as Fran Fine, who stormed her way into the rich & dignified world of the Sheffield family and turns their lives upside down. I'll always remember Nanny Fine for her unforgettable, very distinctive laughter and for her tiny outfits. I still see reruns of the show on the Hallmark channel. It's not extremely funny, but it's pleasantly enjoyable.









MURPHY BROWN



A show that revolves around head anchorwoman Murphy Brown (Candice Bergin) and her fellow news anchors in a #1 news channel. The show was a bit controversial also during its time since Murphy Brown was one of the first TV characters, who dealt with being a single mother. But that's not what I liked about it. I liked the show cause mostly you get to see, supposedly serious, poised and know-it-all news personalities act insane from time to time if not most of the time.









SMALL WONDER



Vicky, the little girl robot. Do any of you remember her or even this show? =) A show about a little girl robot, Vicky, who ends up as a part of her creators family, which consists of a scientist, his wife and their son. Then there's also their neighbor, a nosy little girl, who practically lives with them. I don't really remember certain episodes. I was just a kid when this show came out. But I do remember waiting every week to watch the show. And I also remember part of the TV theme song that keeps on circulating 'round my brain right now... "she's fantastic, made of plastic..."









PERFECT STRANGERS



Here is another old school tv show that I loved to watch as a kid. Larry & Balky! Those were the characters names! I remember Larry as the straight-laced rigid one and Balky as the fun-loving foreigner who calls everyone "cousin" (pronounced ko-seen) and carries around a sock-puppet as his security blanket. I remember that there was even this dance that they did to this weird chant... "Dai! Dai! Dai! Dai!" Or something to that effect. What?! I'm only relying on my memory right now!









WONDER YEARS



The height of Fred Savage's career (his downfall was allowing Mike Myers to poke his character's mole with a stick in an Austin Powers movie)! I loved this show! A show about a young boy named Kevin Arnold, and the experiences he had growing up with his family, his bestfriend, Paul, and the love of his life, Winnie.




THE GOLDEN GIRLS


A show about the lives of 4 retired old ladies. I remember watching this show with my mom. I think this show went before or after Knot's Landing or Dynasty or one of those really old shows. I also remember finding the littlest old lady really funny. She sort of had semi-Alzheimers and made the funniest tactless comments. Estelle Getty, that was her name I think! She played the mom of Bea Arthur, the tall old lady, who I thought was a man before (and for a while I wondered why the show was called "Golden Girls" if there was a main guy character). Show also stars Betty White & Rue McClanahan as the two other old ladies. Sorry if I call all of them "old lady," I don't remember their characters names. This is one show I would love to have a dvd copy of though.


I debated on whether I should also mention "ALF" but I remember that he kind of scared the crap out of me, so never mind.

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Aaaaand that's not the end of this post.

Hey! I watch a lot of TV!

I've decided to add 10 more since I forgot to add other old-school shows that really mattered...
(Seinfeld & 3rd Rock from the Sun courtesy of Mako)







21 JUMP STREET



Johnny Depp started out here as an under cover teen cop. I think he was my first tv crush ever. I know he was the reason I got hooked on this show. Well...him and Richard Grieco. I suck.









THE COSBY SHOW



The Huxtables! Man! I loved this show as a kid. I so wanted Bill Cosby to be my father which was impossible since I wasn't black. Then I realized that my father was a lot more crazier than Cosby so I got the better end of the deal.




BEVERLY HILLS 90210


The show was cute at first. Then everything got all screwed up. Shannen Doherty got fired for being a bitch (deja vu all over again in Charmed), Brian Green decided to be the next Vanilla Ice, Tori Spelling discovered the wonders of plastic surgery, and Gabrielle Carteris, Ian Ziering & Luke Perry all turned 50. And this was during the first 2 seasons alone. Geez! I think only Jason Priestly (now of Tru Calling) and Jennie Garth (last I heard she plays the older sister of Amanda Bynes in a sitcom for Fox) were the only survivors. But nevertheless, I tuned in every week. For the 1st 2 or 3 seasons anyway.








SEINFELD



What won't you miss about this show?! I mean, Kramer's crazy hair and dramatic entrances and well, yada, yada, yada. Need I say more?









3RD ROCK FROM THE SUN



I love the concept of this show! 4 aliens sent to earth to live as human beings for a very important purpose... to make mankind laugh. I especially love Harry Solomon (French Stewart) who plays the weirdest one of them all. He also served as their communication link (AKA The Big Giant Head) to their home planet.




DOOGIE HOWSER M.D.


I do not, for the life of me, remember why I used to like this show. Lack of better TV shows during that time maybe. I just remember watching a lot of Doogie Howser episodes. Wanda! That was his girlfriend's name!








IN LIVING COLOR



Also known as Wayans Inc. In Living Color made a lot of its alumni famous! Aside from the now infamous Wayans bros, Jim Carrey, Jamie Foxx & Jennifer Lopez also got their start from this show. This was sort of like an alternative, offbeat white version of Saturday Night Live back then. And now we have MadTV for that.









THE A-TEAM



My dad and I watched this show all the time! Mostly because of Mr. T and his Saudi-gold blingblings. Hehehe. "I pity the fool..."









ALLY MCBEAL



I don't think we'll ever get to see another show about neurotic, insane, deranged => insert other abnormal psychology illnesses that you know of here <= bunch of hot-shot lawyers which is why I really miss this show. But what I miss the most is the dancing CG baby that never failed to freak Ally out.




FULL HOUSE


Hey! Remember the good ol' days when Bob Saget wasn't just known as the first America's Funniest Video Host and wasn't being mocked on "Joey" but was known as the nicest TV dad, when John Stamos was a heart throb and not just known as the former Mr. Rebecca Romjin-Stamos, and lastly when we didn't know that there were TWO Olsen's yet? Sigh. I miss those days.



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didyouknow.bravepages/judas.blig/seinfeld-fan.net
dcshooters/colostate.edu/myost.co/valdefierro.com
epguides.com/newmoanyeah.com/cofc.edu




posted by dyeni @ 10:08 PM   8 comments
presenting...babbling idiot
Sunday, December 04, 2005

Fact: Last Thursday I took in 104 calls.

>>104 calls?! How in the hell did I manage to talk to 104 different people?!

>>Why is pinoy big brother such a hit? The few times I attempted to watch it, I just saw them sleeping or eating. Big deal! I can do that! Hell! I’ve been more entertained watching my former pets do that (they twitched in their sleep sometimes). And to make things worse, I just saw Kris Aquino guest on it! Could they possibly make me despise the show even more?

>>How can there be 100 channels on cable and yet there’s nothing good to watch?

>>Why are my parents so psyched about the wax figures of their hands that they just got? Its creepy! Have they not seen The House of Wax?! That movie should get an Oscar by the way! Come on! How could a movie where Paris Hilton dies not get an award?!

>>I'm sorry I'm still stuck on the fact that I get 104 calls. I cannot for the life of me understand how I did that! So again, how in the hell did I manage to talk to 104 different people and not have an aneurism? Really? Someone please explain that to me.

>>Why are our stupid birds still awake and chirping? Its 11pm for Gods' sake!

>>I wanna be a rockstar! I wanna be a filthy rich millionaire rockstar! Or an archeologist! I wanna discover a new killer extinct dinosaur species! Then I'll join forces with brilliant scientists and create a real Jurassic Park. Then I'll command all my carnivorous dinosaur re-creations to destroy Kris Aquino & Paris Hilton. Yeah. That would be sweet!

>>Why am I so sleepy?! I just woke up from a 3-hour nap!

>>I like Korn's new video "Twisted Transistor!" It's so idiotic and insane! Four classic rappers playing Korn...crazy kids.

>>Is Katie Homes really pregnant? I thought Tom Cruise was supposed to be impotent. How could Katie Homes leave Chris Klein for a guy who jumps up and down on Oprah's couch and then rolls and hops around Oprah's stage? (I'm so not a Tom Cruise fan)

>>I want pizza! Something all-meat from Yellow Cab. Mmmmmmm...pizza.

>>Why does Kelly Clarkson's stupid new music video make me cry everytime I see it?! It's about a father who abandoned his family. My dad is around all the time! I can't even relate to the stupid video!

>>I wanna be a published writer!

>>I love the movie "Just Like Heaven!" Its so nice and gooey and cute and romantic and there is absolutely no chance of it ever happening in real life... and now I don't remember why I love the movie. Oh yeah! Mark Ruffalo.

>>And once again, how did I take in 104 calls?! That is so wrong!

>>Why am I jotting down these stupid useless thoughts when I could be back in bed sleeping again?

And on that note...I'm going back to sleep.

posted by dyeni @ 9:48 PM   6 comments
GY...what I'll miss the most (an ode to gy & ultimate gy-mate...Abril)


GY rituals that I'll most miss...
>>>eating in front of our officemate's PC while watching VCD(s) (Mona/Geoff this is the reason you sometimes go deaf in the morning when you turn on your PC and also why your work station is so filthy even when you try so hard to keep it clean. Geoff, this is also the reason there was a weird star wars character on your pc one time since we forgot to log ourselves out from your pc.)

>>>pretending to be hackers to try to access other pages aside from the bank site(and always dismally failing)

>>>taking pictures of a chicken little mcdo happy meal toy in various poses for...well, there's a very good reason behind it (props to Princess Guins for helping me out on this one)

>>>playing and attempting to finish PC games such as Mortimers Haunted Mansion, Diner Dash, Betty's Bar etc

>>>playing MusicMatch extremely loud

>>>scaring ourselves silly with ghosts that were purely a product of heresay and paranoia (due to Mitch & April's "CSI" instincts we found out 4 months ago that the supposed "ghost sounds" came from the rusty security guards' lockers beside our office)

>>>napping during office hours =)

>>>forcing the sleeping manong guards to wake up and to place water bottles on our water dispensers so as to avoid dehydrating

>>>forcing/ordering our supervisor to go home since she's still at the office even if it's already 2AM

>>>arguing with each other about whether to turn the aircon on or off


GY rituals that I'll most probably also miss after sometime even when I hated doing them...
>>>making the call report

>>>closing one million cases

>>>logging cases (NAH! Don't think I'll be missing this at all!)

>>>making SOA's for the late shifters

>>>faxing and sometimes pretending to fax SOA's (hee-hee)

>>>tagging one million ATM cards!

GY rituals with April that I'll miss a lot...
>>>April forcing whoever is on GY duty to eat her "baon" every single time with her signature line "MALINIS YAN!"

>>>April and whoever is on GY duty fighting over the ICL requests (easiest ones to make)

>>>April and whoever is on GY duty fighting about whoever will make the call reports for the day (no one wanted to make them)

>>>April and my monthly One Tree Hill marathon (we're the only 2 people in the office who likes OTH! Everyone else likes The OC ! Hail Chad Michael Murray!)

>>>April and my undying devotion to Chad Michael Murray, James Lafferty, and most especially "Whitey"

>>>April and my other VCD marathons of FRIENDS, CSILV & SCRUBS

>>>April burning her hand with the water dispensers' hot water even after I specifically told her already that the hot water dispenser was not broken anymore (it was MY fault, I assumed that she would try to test it WITH A GLASS and NOT with her hand)

>>>April and my once in a while moments of being on the verge of quitting work to be CSI's but then we remember that the Philippines has NO crime lab and that we weren't criminologists in the first place (DAMN YOU GRISSOM!You make it seem so easy!)

>>>April frowning at me again & again & again because I'm ALWAYS 30 minutes late meeting her at Megamall before work

>>>and lastly... "Trambiya," "Holiday," and just recently "Soot da barglar." (I love CSI)!!!(inside joke)

I'LL MISS YOU SO MUCH ABRIL! I swear babalik ako GY SOON!
posted by dyeni @ 7:05 AM   0 comments
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